well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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