Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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