We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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