Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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