Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I wish I could teleport
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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