The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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