i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
she looked like the before picture.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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