Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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