I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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