They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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