Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?