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(614): View more from Ohio

Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination

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(802): View more from Vermont

Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?

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(480): View more from Arizona

i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....

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(831): View more from California

I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.

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(516): View more from New York

yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...

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(734): View more from Michigan

Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.

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(616): View more from Michigan

We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.

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(469): View more from Texas

I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry

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(402): View more from Nebraska

How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?

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