Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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