I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊