How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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