i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
At least life still wants to fuck me.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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