"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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