Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
accomplished twins. life is a go
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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