we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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