Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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