i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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