Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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