Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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