Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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