awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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