i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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