I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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