people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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