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Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
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I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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