Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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