Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
