I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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