Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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