would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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