Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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