Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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