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Wipe that smile off your face.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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