What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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