ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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