I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
porn star boner night. come get it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
