I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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