I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
