no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I cut my penus on the lid.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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