I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Sext me about skeletons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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