So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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