brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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