I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I forget how to act sober
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