Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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