whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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