There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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