He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered