yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.