the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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