youre lurking in front of me
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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