to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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