Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You've changed since you got that strap on
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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