I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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