Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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