Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
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At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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