I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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