question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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