C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I enjoy the company of your penis
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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