She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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