For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
i out mim tonsoeep
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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