she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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